Hip Talk Forum About Hip Resurfacing

Normal Post Op Problems and Recovery Issues => Recovery Issues => Topic started by: katekosar on May 02, 2011, 07:12:35 PM

Title: Number Two
Post by: katekosar on May 02, 2011, 07:12:35 PM
Well, it wasn't the colase that did it.

And it wasn't the many doses of milk of magnesia.

And it wasn't all the salads at the hospital.

And it wasn't the benefiber tablets.

And it wasn't the extra coffee.

(And it wasn't the IPA but don't tell on me cuz I don't guess it's a particularly refreshing chaser with oxycontin and percocet.)

Oh no.

It wasn't any of these things.

It

Was

(wait for it)

(wait for it)

The Chicken Chow Mein, Extra Sprouts, Hold The Rice!!

God bless King Fong and all the nice Chinese people that did such a good job with Number Two.

Check.  Done.  Moving Along.

:)

;D

Title: Re: Number Two
Post by: halfdone on May 02, 2011, 07:51:32 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I think we have a new Board Jester.
Title: Re: Number Two
Post by: FlbrkMike on May 02, 2011, 07:55:39 PM
Does Number Two come with won ton soup and egg roll?
Title: Re: Number Two
Post by: maxi on May 02, 2011, 08:02:50 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

i kinda danced out of the loo after the number 2s  .....     so relievingful ... new word ..  ;)

keep moving kate ...   :D  :)
Title: Re: Number Two
Post by: phillwad on May 02, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
My first post op #2 was 10 days  >:(  >:(  :'(  it hurt - realy hurt  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(-

when I have my 2nd HR it will not be that long - it will not

Phill
Title: Re: Number Two
Post by: Pat Walter on May 02, 2011, 09:28:15 PM
It's so much fun
to listen and read
hear from the crew
about number two.
Glad we share
laugh along the way
there are no rules
on what to say!

Great to hear we are having so much fun behind closed doors!   ::)

Pat
Title: Re: Number Two
Post by: newdog on May 03, 2011, 09:17:54 PM
Kate,

That's it! The worst is over. Life can go on! Glad to hear about it. Only we hippies can appreciate stuff like this.

maxi,

That cat, that cat! Every time I see it I crack up! Priceless!
Title: Re: Number Two
Post by: hipnhop on May 04, 2011, 04:55:15 PM
Only on Surface Hippy. I love you guys, at least you're not stuck up (literally).