Author Topic: Humor......Haiku to the raised toilet seat (Read 6856 times)

imgetinold · « **on:** January 27, 2012, 07:06:34 AM »

Not sure about you all, but I think the raised toiled seat is my least favorite thing about this surgery. That, coupled with my exercise limit, is causing my brain to do weird things. Like, wake me up thinking of stuff like this.

Since my humor level tends to be near the toilet anyway, it's a perfect fit! But with some writers out there, I expect greatness to show up. Don't be shy.

Here is my start:

Poo poo potty chair
Disdain for the seat runs high
Can't wait to "grow up"

Elevated seat
Adds kinetic energy
To a poo-based bomb

White plastic eyrie
Perch to welcome my buttocks
Butt....not for too long

Baby Barista · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2012, 08:26:12 AM »

Roses are red. My hip is black and blue.
it took 5 long days... But last night I pooed.

WTW15 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2012, 09:19:11 AM »

Baby Barista - about spit out my coffee!!!

Is there any way to sit comfortably on the plastic thrown without bending greater than 90*?

mslendzion · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2012, 10:18:36 AM »

Mine have side handles. It allows me to get the right angle AND an upper body workout as I need to lift to no exceed th 90 degree rule. Good times.

Aerial · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2012, 11:57:15 AM »

Quote from: Baby Barista on January 27, 2012, 08:26:12 AM

Roses are red. My hip is black and blue.
it took 5 long days... But last night I pooed.

Now that is funny!

Two4One · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2012, 07:12:47 PM »

lol

imgetinold · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2012, 08:57:10 AM »

Sheesh. I was hoping to see a few dozen haikus by now......

Two4One · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2012, 09:19:35 AM »

Two years gassed not passed
Drugs received no hugs given
Toilet empty still

imgetinold · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2012, 09:31:57 AM »

YES!

OtterDriver · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2012, 09:14:29 PM »

Oh no...not again!

Forgot urine straight ahead.

Big gap means wet floor!

~8^)

Two4One · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2012, 05:55:56 AM »

Eliminated constitution
Eight Hundred Ninety Five days
No accounting waste

imgetinold · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:51:01 AM »

Otter......that's exactly what started this thread! Glad I'm not the only one....... Hilarious!

Keep 'em coming.....

OtterDriver · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2012, 10:21:27 AM »

Hello Imgetinold!

Actually it only took one instance of that to learn to remember the "aim". Fortunately just got the little rug around the bowl...quick hosing outside and then the washing machine...good to go!

The "other" form of elimination wasn't a problem even in the hospital. I found it amazing what nurses were impressed by!

Bruce

Two4One · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:55:55 PM »

First night at home
Standing tall on shaking legs
Hubs wipes down my back side

Green black brown or red
Hard work for little reward
No poo tea leaves read

Tapering weaning
Snow melting with icy rain
Yet I still retain

Once a week success
Then I have to change my dress
Nature calls me a mess

johnd_emd · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2012, 11:08:01 PM »

Raised Toilet Seat
Sore on my butt
Peed through the Gap
My T.E.D. Hose are Yellow
Crap

imgetinold · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2012, 07:17:14 AM »

Quote from: Two4One on February 16, 2012, 10:55:55 PM

Green black brown or red
Hard work for little reward
No poo tea leaves read

I LOVE this one! Nice!

Two4One · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2012, 08:15:39 PM »

Thanks, Gold! This is a very silly, fun thread!

OtterDriver · « **Reply #17 on:** January 25, 2015, 03:02:29 PM »

Not referenced to the toilet necessarily, but wanted to revisit the Haiku aspect...

Bone on bone he cried

The left side has lost it's stride

Here I go again!

~8^(

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