Well, I actually have 2 clumsy stories to tell.
This weekend, I was coming up out of the basement when my escape artist Jack Russell Terrier took off running towards the open front door. The screen door was shut, but it tends not to "click" shut, so when a 12 lb. dog jumps up on it flying at full speed, they can open it with ease. Anyway, I saw her heading towards the door and as she jumped up to "open" it, I started into a quick jog to hopefully get there before she opened it (what was I thinking, like I can run faster than a dog). I was extra concerned because I just had to bail her our of doggy jail last week for her escaping out of the backyard! Anyway.........either my slipper "stuck" or I actually caught my foot on the throw rug, I sent myself down to the ground. Of course, I landed full force on my right side. I actually knocked the wind out of me and had a hard time breathing for what felt like forever. As I was lying there, trying to catch my breath, I was thinking, okay, did I just mess up my hip? I just saw the bill from the hospital/insurance company ($44,000.00+) and here I just ruined it because of the dumb dog! Well, my hubby comes running down the stairs to see what happened. He actually was using a jig saw in the bathroom at the time (remodeling) and he could hear me crash onto the ground. He helped me up and all was well. Besides a few sore spots on me today, especially my right arm, I seem to be ok.
When I was about 3-4 weeks post-op, I decided to go down into the basement and I slipped and fell down the last 4 steps. Luckily, I was wearing my "slippery" athletic nylon pants. I fell onto my bottom and slid down the stairs like I was on the playground slide. My hubby had to come to my rescue and pick me up. Luckily, he's big enough and strong enough to bear-hug me and pick my straight up.
Seems strange, I haven't fallen in years and then I do it twice since my surgery. I'm obviously not doing something right. Anyway, please accept this as a "warning" to all you prospective "Hippies". Be careful!
P.S. My fall scared the heck out of my dog to where she ran in the opposite direction to hide and didn't get out!