Number Two

[katekosar]

Well, it wasn't the colase that did it.

And it wasn't the many doses of milk of magnesia.

And it wasn't all the salads at the hospital.

And it wasn't the benefiber tablets.

And it wasn't the extra coffee.

(And it wasn't the IPA but don't tell on me cuz I don't guess it's a particularly refreshing chaser with oxycontin and percocet.)

Oh no.

It wasn't any of these things.

It

Was

(wait for it)

(wait for it)

The Chicken Chow Mein, Extra Sprouts, Hold The Rice!!

God bless King Fong and all the nice Chinese people that did such a good job with Number Two.

Check.  Done.  Moving Along.

:)

;D

[halfdone]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I think we have a new Board Jester.

[FlbrkMike]

Does Number Two come with won ton soup and egg roll?

[maxi]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

i kinda danced out of the loo after the number 2s  .....     so relievingful ... new word ..  ;)

keep moving kate ...   :D  :)

[phillwad]

My first post op #2 was 10 days  >:(  >:(  :'(  it hurt - realy hurt  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(-

when I have my 2nd HR it will not be that long - it will not

Phill

[Pat Walter]

It's so much fun
to listen and read
hear from the crew
about number two.
Glad we share
laugh along the way
there are no rules
on what to say!

Great to hear we are having so much fun behind closed doors!   ::)

Pat

[newdog]

Kate,

That's it! The worst is over. Life can go on! Glad to hear about it. Only we hippies can appreciate stuff like this.

maxi,

That cat, that cat! Every time I see it I crack up! Priceless!

[hipnhop]

Only on Surface Hippy. I love you guys, at least you're not stuck up (literally).