Hi, I thought you guys would appreciate this...
I got up a few days ago, showered, then dressed and took my shirt to the ironing board. I started ironing, then noticed squeaking whenever I moved. If I stopped moving, the squeaking stopped. I kept like this, swinging my hips around, squeaking any time I moved.
I sat down, (squeaking as I walked) at the table, and considered my options. Obviously I had to call my surgeon, then do other tests, etc. but more than anything, just needed to brace myself for any steps I needed to take.
I stood up and noticed a lot of squeaking when I did - I walked into the bathroom and looked at the mirror - I hadn't buckled my belt, and the buckle was swinging loudly with every movement. Buckled my belt and a surgical emergency was averted.
Moral of the story .... when squeaking, eliminate all buckles as a possible source before you think HR.