Day 14 tomorrow and progressing as expected. Sleep is getting a little easier, but still wake up every 45 to 90 minutes needing to reposition for some reason or another. Have to watch the diet a bit since I’m only doing the recommended 4 exercises on Dr. Gross’s plan twice daily and walking .25 each day. Looking forward to the .5 mile walkies tomorrow.
A little backstory... this whole mess started about 5 years ago on a trip to North Myrtle Beach SC. My wife and I were staying in a rental with her brother and sister-in-law on one of the canals in Cherry Grove. We had walked about a mile to a nature park to check out the marsh, dunes, boardwalk and a nice view of pristine, uninhabited Waties Island. I was walking on flat sidewalk when i doubled over with a sharp pain in my right groin. My wife thought I had stepped on a nail. I told her I just had “a hitch in my giddy-up”, as we usually say concerning passing aches and pains. A few seconds and it was gone. I thought I had walked it off successfully. About 50 yds later, it happened again. Uh-oh. But it disappeared again. I was fine on the uneven sand and boardwalk of the trail, about 1.75 miles. On the way back, flat level ground, it happened again. Oh crap. What is this? I don’t remember having any other issues until we returned home and were walking over to the sports complex near our house. It has a nice mile track; great place to watch dogs and kids having fun. On the way there, BAM! Ok, this is not cool. Time for the big guns...
After talking with my primary care doc and shooting some x-rays, I made an appointment with a local orthopedic surgeon. More x-rays and an MRI later, I was told I had a femoroacetabular impingement. A what now?? I was told I needed a total hip replacement. I went home and sulked about the diagnosis. Full hip replacement? At 50 years old?? Advil and Aleve became my friends. I also found the extra beer seemed to tame the pain, at least for a little while. Glad I didn’t develop a problem. I very well could have.
Two years went by. My wife and I went to the Adirondacks for a vacation. Climbing the mountain trails... no problemo. Walking downtown on the sidewalk to dinner in Lake Placid... BRUTAL! I consulted two other orthopedic surgeons, both saying total hip replacement was in my future. I was almost resigned to this as the only solution for what had become a chronic, nagging pain. Somehow another two years slipped by, but this is becoming unbearable. The last three months were bad. Sciatic pain was starting to numb the outside of my right foot and I would wake up with periodic lightning strikes down my right leg.
Being the analytic type and not willing to settle, I started doing some Internet research. I have got to do something about this. I couldn’t stop thinking about this: why would these guys want to cut off perfectly good bone? I didn’t have any fractures...the bone was strong. The problem was no cushion left in the joint... wear and tear had deteriorated all of the cartilage. The labrum was pretty much in tatters as well. Isn’t there something that can be slid in there to replace the cushion and let me get on with my fairly-active life? Well, it seems the human body is a bit more complex structurally than current science is capable of remedying. But...
I came across Birmingham Hip Resurfacing. What’s this? Someone in Alabama figured out a way to fix hip joints? Birmingham, England, silly man! Complicated surgery. If someone could do 3 total hips in the morning and 3 in the afternoon, why would they take this on? That explains the diagnosis of “You need a total hip replacement.” Hmmm. After reading more and thinking this made perfect structural/engineering sense, I thought, “Wonder if anyone on this side of The Pond does this sort of thing?” I found articles by Dr. Edwin Su and some surgery videos on his procedure. New York? Might be worth the trip. Dr. Pritchett in Seattle? Always wanted to go to Seattle. Wonder if there is anyone closer to where I live in South Carolina? Wait... WHAT??? Dr. Thomas Gross... Midlands Orthopaedics and Neurosurgery... Columbia, SC! BINGO! Appointment made November 3. Cordial, friendly, knowledgable, and thought that he would have to CONVINCE ME that hip resurfacing was the way to go. I was already sold. My wife expressed her concern that, since we had just lost her mother to complications from a hip surgery in July, she could not bear the thought of anything bad happening to me. What happened next sealed the deal. Dr. Gross turned his attention completely off of me and on to her, expressed his sympathy, asked what had happened and assured her that everything would be fine. I knew right then and right there: this is my guy.
I was originally scheduled for January 11, 2021, but got a call the Monday after Christmas and was offered an opening on January 4. After checking with the Mrs.’s schedule, we booked. It’s been quite a ride, but with everything going as planned, I cannot be happier. More to come...